Mariners 8, Rays 3
Country roads: Jarred Kelenic, .201 WPA
Country trees: Cal Raleigh, -.109 WPA
Game thread comment of the day:
It was a small but mighty game thread today, but this elicited a hearty yet frowned-upon chuckle from me in the press box:
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Also: what a rotten trick by Comcast! Glad this was a much more pleasant experience.