Your funniest, most hard-working (but not in an annoying way) co-worker: Mitch Haniger, .036 WPA
Your co-worker who won’t stop trying to sell you leggings/candles/timeshares: Robert Dugger, -.200 WPA
Walks issued by Mariners pitching: 6
Strikeouts issued by Mariners pitching: 5
Strikeouts of Mariners batters: 5
Walks taken by Mariners batters: 2