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14-8: Chart

Tonight was like the 2010s all over again, with Félix putting up a strong start and the rest of the team promptly crapping all over it. The non-Félix pitching was bad, but hey, remember when the Saints won the Super Bowl for a revitalized New Orleans? That was pretty cool.

The Chilean miners rescue: Jay Bruce, .359 WPA

BUT ACTUALLY, we all know who the real WPA winner is tonight (.153):

The Kardashian Kard: Anthony Swarzak, -.205 WPA

But ACTUALLY: Ruben Alaniz, -.