Hisashi Iwakuma missed out on his first win of the season and the Mariners missed out on their first win since Nintendo sold their stock.
It all started out last night, where we watched the Mariners clobber the Astros 11-1 in a game that seemed to cement the idea that yes, we are the Mariners, and we are quite possibly a good team this year.
Flash forward to this morning, and Howard Lincoln delivered the early Christmas present that he was stepping down. Flash forward to this afternoon, and the Mariners decided to rudely curb Lincoln's press conference with the more pressing announcement that Nintendo was basically selling the team to the minority owners.