Wear Patrick Marleau’s dick trick on a shirt

From the moment Patrick Marleau did what Joe Thornton only spoke of doing, I knew he deserved something special to commemorate the achievement. Now he, and the rest of us, have that something special. Introducing the Commemorative Patrick Marleau Dick Trick T-Shirt from our friends over at Breaking T.

I can’t promise this shirt will help you score four goals in a single game; in fact, it almost certainly won’t help you get the job done, but it has it all. Four pucks, a rooster with gorgeous eyebrows and even a beautiful dorsal fin to top it all off.