Allegedly, the San Jose Sharks played a hockey game against the Ottawa Senators on Sunday afternoon. Whatever they did, they lost 5-2.
In all seriousness, the Sharks played an overall boring game for their seventh regulation loss of the season. They even allowed three goals to players with the most boring names: Connor Brown and Nick Paul.
The Senators got the first goal, but the Sharks had a chance to gain momentum when Ottawa took two penalties in about a minute, granting the Sharks an extended man advantage.
Evander Kane tied the game on the 5-on-3, but the Sharks didn’t gain any notable jump from the goal.