Fear the Fin · Dec 8, 2016
Let’s help Las Vegas choose a new name
Did you hear about the Las Vegas Golden Knights? No, I don’t mean about how boring and mediocre the name is. It’s a very mediocre and boring name, true, but I’m talking about how hilarious it is that its trademark was rejected weeks after they announced their new name with a fiery ceremony.
Ignoring how tragically stupid it was to announce a new name before filing the trademark, the Golden Knights need a new name. Okay, not in the legal sense — they have the opportunity to appeal the decision and may very well get their trademark in the end. But let’s be real: they need a new name.