Fear the Fin · Mar 9, 2019
Happy Birthday, Brent Burns!
Getty Images/Fear the Fin illustration by JD YoungThe Sharks’ defenseman turns 34 years old today, and we here at Fear the Fin Hockey Blogging and Advanced Chemicals, LLC. would like to wish him the very best. While it is true that Father Time is undefeated, Burns is having another stellar season. Through 68 games, he has posted 13 goals and 60(!) assists to lead all blueliners with 73 points, and is making a strong case for a second Norris Trophy.
Both on the ice and off, Burns is a gift to Sharks fans. But what could we give him, the man who has everything? We have some thoughts.
His two front teeth. Kind of obvious, but more of a Christmas gift.