Eulogy: Remembering the 2014-15 Anaheim Ducks (Puck Daddy)

ANAHEIM, CA - MAY 30: Patrick Sharp #10 of the Chicago Blackhawks shakes hands with Ryan Getzlaf #15 of the Anaheim …(Ed. Note: As the Stanley Cup Playoffs continue, we're bound to lose some friends along the journey. We've asked for these losers, gone but not forgotten, to be eulogized by the people who knew the teams best: The bloggers and fans who hated them the most. Here is ‘stace_ofbase’, queen of garbage wallowing at Battle of California, fondly recalling the 2014-15 Anaheim Ducks. Again, this was not written by us. Also: This is a roast and you will be offended by it, so don't take it so seriously.)

By Stace_ofbase

Throughout the history of humankind there has been quite the emphasis…