It's media day in Pittsburgh and Joe Thornton dished some details about the frightening amount of hair attached to his face. You can read all the pertinent details at the Sporting News, doing god's work by asking the important questions, and check out a couple excerpts below.
On his beard's mentors:
“Burnsie, he really actually helps me. He gets me all the oils, the combs," Thornton said. "In the morning you get up, you gotta oil a little bit, comb it a little bit, and then at night, you’ve got to take care of it.