Avaya Stadium is not Oracle Arena - and Quincy Amarikwa is not Steph Curry.
But on Sunday afternoon, as the ball gracefully dropped out of the sky and into the Portland net from no less than 35 yards out, you could have been forgiven for thinking that the Golden State golden boy had headed down I-880, donned a black and blue jersey and decided to give soccer a try.
This, however, was Quincy’s time – and what timing. His wonderstrike, undeniably the finest in Avaya’s short history, came after Chris Wondolowski had ghosted in front of his marker to meet an Anibal Godoy cross and give the Earthquakes the lead.