This was supposed to be a post looking back at the first half highlights for the San Francisco Giants here in 2025. Before the start of the calamitous series in Chicago, the team had completed 50% of their schedule after that 12-5 loss to the Marlins that clinched a sweep for Miami and compelled Brady to write a mighty fine recap about the short-sightedness of revenge. I thought, “Well, the Marlins always have the Giants number. Can’t get much worse.”
Hah.
Hah hah.
Hah hah haha.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The Giants weren’t swept by the White Sox, but that’s because they’re only one of the worst teams in the history of professional sports.