Friends, Romans, Giants fans ... lend me your eyes. Because it’s time to watch San Francisco Giants baseball.
For the first time in 133 days, the Giants are playing a baseball game today. Sure, it’s only Spring Training and it means nothing. And yeah, a lot of the players in the game won’t be on the Opening Day roster, or perhaps even in the Majors this year, or perhaps even ever. And OK, any takeaways we have from the game are probably hilariously immature.
But who cares. It’s Giants baseball, with a lot of dudes you love watching.