McCovey Chronicles · Jan 1, 2025
Wednesday/Thursday BP: New Year’s Resolutions
Happy New Year’s Day! It is customary to make New Year’s resolutions, so here are a few for the San Francisco Giants:
Sign another starting pitcher, preferably R\u014dki Sasaki.
Don’t let R\u014dki Sasaki sign with another NL West team.
Spend the money that was set aside for Corbin Burnes on something other than real estate and political donations. Preferably on players.
Add a lil’ offense.
Be interesting.
Win a whole lotta baseball games.
Hire a lawyer to find a law that shows the Dodgers should be banned for the next few years.
Figure out what to do with Marco Luciano.
Don’t be doofuses.
And here are a few New Year’s resolutions for me:
None of your damn business.