The lessons we learned from the GIants’ 2019 photo day

Look, this is Grant’s bit. I know it, you probably know it,and he definitely knows it. But since he’s gone forever and never coming back, probably because of something you did, that means that the rest of us get to cannibalize every last scrap he left behind so that we can pretend we’re not disgusting, talentless wretches wallowing in our own incompetence and basking in reflected glory.

Also, baseball players sure do look goofy sometimes!

Anyway, let’s get to what we’ve learned.

You thought Brandon Crawford was the only middle infielder on the Giants with that power, but guess again.