You might have noticed that yesterday the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to win the 2020 World Series. You probably are feeling slightly despondent as a San Francisco Giants fan, because ... eww, gross.
I agree. I’m sorry, if you came here for comfort, I can provide none. That is not my job. You have a liquor cabinet for that.
What I can do is offer the Dodgers congratulations. They had a truly remarkable 31-year run as not champions.
How impressive is it to be not champions 31 years running?