Because I’m one of the dumbest people to ever suck air, I’ve had to develop some strategies to protect against my intellectual deficits. One of them has been to always be skeptical of my joy, because chances are that I’m too stupid to see how it’s wrong to enjoy something for some reason. This strategy was invoked yesterday. I thought it was a good idea for the San Francisco Giants to trade for slugger Rafael Devers. I mean, just watch all of these highlights from last season:
215 home runs (18th in MLB), 696 RBI (10th), and 273 doubles (5th), since his debut in 2017, and a career line of .