It is that time of year, friends, when someone who was always going to watch baseball all year critiques commercials that were created for people who were on the fence about watching baseball. These commercials aren’t for me. Chances are, if you’re on this site, they’re probably not for you. If the commercials for the 2018 Giants were something like this ...
BRUCE BOCHY: Hey, idiot. Watch the Giants this year, like you always do.
BUSTER POSEY: You know you’re going to anyway, you dumb sheep-person.
ANDREW MCCUTCHEN: My disdain for you and your entire family is palpable and eternal.