Stratton stymies, Duggar dingers, Giants win 2-0

I’ll be honest. I was kind of hoping the Giants would lose. I know some of you reading this can’t bear rooting against the Giants until they’re mathematically eliminated from the postseason. Some of you can’t do it regardless of the context. Good for you. I don’t mean that sarcastically either. Good for you. That’s a good way to fan.

I used to be like you. I had tickets to Game 6 of the 2010 World Series, but that doesn’t mean that I was upset when Edgar Renteria hit the home run. As I’ve gotten older, however, I have just grown meaner and more spiteful. The only thing I want out of this season is for the Dodgers to miss the playoffs. For that to happen, the Diamondbacks need to win as many…