I love writing an article with a three-hour shelf life, but let this be hosted on the SB Nation servers for as long as they feel like it as a historical record. Also, it’s been a while since I’ve read about Schrödinger’s cat, so I really hope I haven’t missed some historical revelation about the Austrian-Irish physicist. Anyway —
Last night, the San Francisco Giants won 5-2 and moved to 76-78. Long since eliminated from the NL West race, they still held a wildly improbable chance of making the postseason via the Wild Card.