San Francisco Giants Fail To Get Final Rose from Bryce Harper

The Bryce Harper saga finally comes to an end, and the San Francisco Giants are on the outside looking in at the Phillies and their fans celebrate a massive get in free agency.

Bryce Harper and The Bachelor have a lot in common. There was a ton of dumb drama, smoke signals, and watching someone end up choosing the person you thought it would be all along yet in hindsight it happened in the most surprising way possible. They also have never given the San Francisco Giants the final rose.

Bryce Harper sentenced himself to baseball purgatory signed with the Philadelphia Phillies today for 13 years and $330 million dollars. It’s the most expensive contract in baseball history, and at 13 freaking…