Sam Selman struck you out while you were reading this headline

Rick Scuteri-USA TODAY Sports Here’s a fun game for you kids to play at home: Go to Fangraphs’ minor league leaderboards. Go to the pitching tab, click on AAA in the League dropdown menu, set minimum innings to 20 (don’t want any small sample size here!), and sort by strikeout percentage.

All right, do you have it? Or, if you didn’t even try because that seems like a lot of effort and are waiting for me to link the answer, which I definitely will, can you pretend for a little bit longer?

Great. What you’re looking at is this.

Sitting in first place is left-handed River Cats reliever Sam Selman.

It’s unlikely that you’ve heard much about Selman. He’s never made the majors and he wasn’t invited…