I’m going to begin this article by meandering in a direction you very well might find uninteresting. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. But the San Francisco Giants lost 3-1 to the Cleveland Guardians on Tuesday night, in a game you probably either watched or didn’t care about and, regardless of which of those two you did, you probably found the game uninteresting as a result.
So let’s open up a different door and trundle down that hallway instead.
One of my favorite entertainers is a man named Action Bronson. Covered in tattoos and built like if Shaq missed his last two growth spurts, Bronson speaks with a dialect that is best described as if SNL were parodying someone from his hometown of Queens.