A few years ago, I evaluated every member of the Padres' 40-man roster on the basis of "How Padres is his name?" where the Padreness of a name increased with the likelihood that when seeing a name, you immediately think "He's a rich asshole who goes to some prep school for assholes and will later attend, like, Brown, AKA Asshole City." Well, it seems that there are a lot of people out there who can be future Padres, and not just because AJ Preller will trade for literally everyone in baseball within the next year. Even the first round of the draft was filled with young players with Padre potential.
How Padres are the first round draftees?
