Insert DVD titled “San Francisco Giants vs. Los Angeles Dodgers, Game 4” into the DVD player. Turn the sound up on the TV.
Grab a Bud Light, the beer of Tyler Rogers’ choice. Grab a second and a third, so you don’t have to keep getting up.
Kick back in your favorite chair. Wear something cozy. Put your feet up. Take a large, exaggerated sigh to represent your readiness for the recreation that awaits you.
Grab the remote. Locate the fast forward button. It’s two arrows pointing to the right. The first arrow represents that we’re going forward.