The San Francisco Giants are dead. Long live the San Francisco Giants. This weekend, they will be brutalized and atomized by their arch rival the Los Angeles Dodgers, a team that is better in every single way and could very well be for the rest of our lives.
There’s no denying this and there’s no stopping this and the entire program of the San Francisco Giants has resolved to work around this unstoppable force by aiming for the consolation round and hoping that the wackiness of a short series helps them out by causing them to beat better teams while the somebody else takes out the Dodgers, paving the way for them to advance to the World Series.