Dodgers do not win the World Series for 30th consecutive year

LOS ANGELES — With a cool night chasing a smog-filled afternoon, 50,000+ baseball fans crowded into Dodger Stadium to watch the Los Angeles Dodgers fail to win the World Series for the 30th consecutive year. The question now is not “how does this keep happening?” but “why does this keep happening?” and the years-in-the-making-answer is now clear:

The Dodgers have always been in the World Series.

Or, at least, they will continue to be for the rest of our lives — there is no stopping the Dodgers from reaching the World Series. They have too much talent, too much money, and they are an international syndicate. There is no point of the season where they will be too far back and no star player at…