April is over, and you know what that means: Time to power rank the relievers!
YOU: I did not know that April being over meant that
Well, you know now!
This is a bit that I did in 2016, and then the bullpen collapsed in on itself, formed a singularity in which the laws of physics ceased to have any meaning, and sucked the entire team beyond its event horizon.
In 2018. I came back to the bit, and while the team collapsed, it wasn’t the bullpen’s fault, so I felt entirely vindicated.