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The “triplets” idea is horribly dumb and wrong

Triplets are awesome if you mean three babies born around the same time (and if the parents have unlimited energy and patience). They’re like getting a full house in five-card draw, plus adorable matching outfits!

The NFL.com “triplets rankings,” on the other hand, are dumb, sick and profoundly wrong. Not just lousy analysis and number-crunching, though that’s also true. (George Kittle as the league’s 18th best pass catcher? He’s top ten in almost every category.)

I’m saying that you don’t even want the best triplets in the league. Best quarterback, sure.