Every year, Deadspin puts together an NFL season preview series called “Why Your Team Sucks.” Rather talking about playoff potential, key storylines, and so forth, Deadspin looks to go as negative as humanly possible. And honestly, the better the team or the higher the expectations, the better the article.
On Wednesday, Drew Magary took his shots at the San Francisco 49ers, and he hits on all the classics. Feel free to offer up your own favorites, but some of my favorites (without even factoring in the reader emails he includes):
- Describing Jimmy Garoppolo as “Italian Clark Kent”
- On Levi’s Stadium: “you still play your games in a Tefal skillet”
- On Kyle Shanahan and Jed York: “This whole organization is like an after-school club for nepotism.