Mayor of Punterville here.
Citizens, we have not given a state of the punting union in some time, but that changes today. Today, we talk punters. Today we look at the receipts made on our hero Mitch Wishnowsky. With Wishnowsky now at the top in some categories, it’s time for those who doubted him to see his greatness.
You might remember a certain NFL draft where the 49ers burned a fourth rounder for a punter. They took the punter in the fourth round (110th overall) which led many to say “that’s way too high to take a punter.