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Punterville State of the Punter: End of regular season

Mayor of Punterville here.

Citizens, we have ended our first regular season to build on the legend of our hero Mitch Wishnowsky. Yes, he did not cause never-ending fumbles that we hoped from his kicks, but as a rookie, you can never ask for too much from a punter. I rather like to look at what he did. Besides, this season is not yet over. We can still put together a postseason of punting pleasure.

So why am I holding a State of the Punter? Because we have to look at what Wishnowsky did all season, and there are some great things but none as great as what he did to motivate and help with the construction of this great city:

Punterville was under construction long, LONG before this hit, but this hit definitely opened up trade routes and a parliament.