Lost/Stolen: Helmet of professional football player. Owner (victim) goes by Victor Bolden Jr. Wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers. Known for burning special teamers with speed on kickoffs.
Description: Gold, with red and white stripes in the center, has a large “SF” logo in a red oval in the center representing the mightiest football team on planet earth. Standard facemask that comes with infinite swagger.
Known Associates: Opposing special teams players who get ran over by it during preseason games.
Last Seen: Sunday’s practice on the head of owner.