Good morning and/or good afternoon ladies and/or gentlemen. As we enter the final phase of a long holiday weekend (for Americans), we finally get our first Sunday of 49ers football in a month. This should be an enjoyable day, as we fall back into our usual end-of-week routine, right? Of course not - hold your horses.
Man.
Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I like to bend rules, Niners Nation or otherwise. It wouldn’t be a stretch to describe me as a habitual line-stepper - I wouldn’t fault you. Even the worst of us (me), however, hold some things sacred - over the years, I’ve been proud of never crossing site decorum.