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Are You There, Niners Nation? It’s Me, El Pato

Well, hello there. Long time, no see.

A lot of you are saying, “Where the hell have you been?” A majority of you are saying, “Who the hell is this guy? And why did he write a post over 2500 words?” Well, it’s probably time to set the record straight and explain everything.

And then Kyle and I never want to talk about this again.

This is going to be a rather lengthy read, but after everything that’s happened, I want to tell my side of the story. I don’t speak for the entire former staff involved in the Niners Nation purge, and some of them are doing quite well for themselves.