It almost couldn’t have been scripted any better. The San Francisco 49ers jumped to 2-0 with their second road win of the year, with an absolute rout of the Cincinnati Bengals to the tune of 41-17.
Unfortunately, this doesn’t leave much room for subtlety in this article. How can I find three 49ers who underwhelmed in what was essentially an A-plus performance?
Well, there’s going to be a lot of nitpicking and a lot of cheating by me today. If I went merely on what happened on the field, I simply would not have an article to write.