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Unhappy birthday to Milton Bradley, unredeemable waste of oxygen

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A few minutes ago I was explaining to a friend that sometimes when I write these posts I work backwards. If I’m not feeling particularly creative, or if I haven’t drank enough coffee yet to string together coherent sentences, I’ll start by choosing a cover photo, then customize a related link set, and so forth. In this case, as I told Grant, “All I’ve got left to do is write two or three paragraphs of ‘F*** that guy’.”

Grant, in turn, replied with the truest thing anyone has ever said, which was, “Well, it shouldn’t be too hard to write a few paragraphs about ‘F*** that guy’.