In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past 24 hours, here’s some exciting news for you: Manny Machado is going to be a San Diego Padre. Yes, it’s true, one of the most highly-sought-after free agents of this offseason will be playing his home games at Petco Park in 2019. Naturally, Padres fans are ecstatic about this news. And they spent all day yesterday (and likely will spend the next several months and maybe years) celebrating this moment in Padres history.
My baseball team doesn’t make me hate myself anymore.