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Column: Chances of MLB playing all of its planned 60-game season? Slim, none and fat

Sez Me …

McDonald’s Ball.

I sincerely hope I’m wrong, but there’s a better chance of me being a finalist for Mr. Universe than this drive-thru-fast-food version of Major League Baseball being played out in its entirety, if at all.

Seems unhealthy.

As witty Bud Tucker once said, I see three chances: slim, none and fat.

But they will attempt to play and, like the McRib, be available for a limited time.

This is nothing to do with Canepa’s Theory of Negativity, which I’ve heard since last Sunday’s piece in which I declared team sports dead this year.