Last year at this time (and you all know what time of year it is), I wrote the first Christmas Day Stocking Stuffers. In it, I explained that stocking stuffers aren't real presents. They are mini-presents that can be opened and played with, and often aren't even wrapped.
Wednesday night, I watched the Spurs' win over the Timberwolves on the Timberwolves television feed. As a Spurs fan in Los Angeles, my League Pass often sticks me with the other team's announcing crew. I decided there was enough material from the first quarter of that game to fill an entire Christmas stocking.