Don’t worry, we’re not here to prank you on April 1, 2020. It’d be too simple to write up an article titled “Gregg Popovich announces retirement from the San Antonio Spurs” as a headline with “Happy April Fool’s Day!” on the inside. To be honest, I don’t think anyone’s in the mood for that this year given the severity of what’s going on outside of the internet.
So even though we won’t be celebrating April Fool’s Day with a silly prank, we’re going to talk about a few plotlines for the Spurs’ 2019-20 season that we wish were jokes.