NBA tragically ruins Spurs' Halloween with egregious decision

Victor Wembanyama has owned Halloween for the past two years in a row. As the king of the creepy, he should have had a chance to defend his crown for the third consecutive year, but the NBA decided the San Antonio Spurs should play the night before All Hallows Eve rather than the night of. That's not good enough for the Alien. It's all or nothing, so this year, we're not getting a costume from him.

Some of you may believe that last night was close enough and he should have given us something anyway.