Welcome to the Draft Lottery Thread. Veterans of the Game Thread know how we do things around here, but for all you newbies we have a few rules. Our community guidelines apply and basically say be cool, no personal attacks, don’t troll and don’t swear too much.
Tonight might mark the most boring ritual in professional sports, where a bunch of guys in suits wait around in a room, where league representatives open 14 envelopes over the course of 30 minutes, with a lot of commentary about which team logo will be inside each envelope, and how it will affect each franchise.