The Spurs' Arena Unveiled A Horrific Abomination Of A Sandwich For The Finals

The San Antonio Spurs are celebrating their return trip to the NBA Finals with an absolute monstrosity of a sandwich...

According to the San Antonio Current, the sandwich contains a laundry list of deliciousness:

- 3 barbecued meats (pork, smoked beef brisket and sausage)

- 3 cheeses (Texas havarti, Muenster and queso fresco)

- Mexican Coca Cola caramelized onions

AND a choice of sauce (root beer BBQ, adobo BBQ or Creole mustard BBQ)

All sandwiched between three slices of Texas Toast.

Spurs fans, just give your cardiologist a heads up before you head over to Section 122.

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