There are a few certainties in life: Death. Taxes. Someone mistakenly thinking that not watching Game of Thrones is a positive personality trait. The Sacramento Kings prematurely Kangzing all over their own face while in a supine position, permanently handcuffed to their own headboard.
For over a decade, Kings fans would rather have had a colonoscopy administered by Captain Hook in the middle of a rusty needle factory than live through the personal hell that is their rabid fandom. Year after year, the NBA season for the River City has only been lachrymose in an unforgiving fashion.