After losing their home opener in a game that was far more competitive than it had any business being, the Sacramento Kings waste no time in getting to their busy road schedule and have found themselves in Louisiana to take on the King Cake Baby and his army of basketball playing minions. Had DeMarcus not chosen to sign with the Warriors, that previous sentence would have been something more along the lines of “...to take on a big headed, overly theatrical King baby whose violent flailing and writhing haunt Grant Napear and the other children in the stands” but alas, I’ll just have to find a different way to insult Peaches, and get you all into a comment war over Boogie.
The Kings are in New Orleans to face off against the Pelicans in the home opener... ruhoh.
