Kings vs. Nets Preview: A Tale of Two Conferences

Kimani OkearahSpring has sprung! The air is fresh, the birds are chipper and for the thirteenth straight season, someone has to come out and say in a matter-of-fact tone: Sacramento isn’t going to the post-season. Yeah, I know we could wait until the Kings are mathematically eliminated and sure hope springs eternal in the human breast, but I’m going to spoil you all to it early, so if you miss a game or two to sit outside outside and enjoy the swarm of mosquitoes trying to fill your nostrils like a still-warm moose corpse, you can! Usually the fact that the Kings aren’t making the playoffs gets solidified in November so, I’m asking that we all agree to be happy its mid-March and the jello is just getting jiggly.

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