This is all you need to know about the 40-7 Rutgers loss to Michigan State on Saturday night: The toilets stopped working.
Is there a more fitting metaphor? Rutgers had to move port-a-potties outside the gates at High Point Poolutions Stadium because of a water pressure problem. The fans who stayed after that deserve free season tickets for next season, although based on the finish to '17, they'll be tough to give away.
We're grading on such a curve that a single touchdown pass -- just the seventh in 12 games this season -- pulls the grade up a notch.