If you’re trapped in 2011 and still tweet hashtags unironically, the NFL has good news for you. I ranked the best and worst emoji hashtags for the upcoming season.
There's a New iPhone
Apple just unveiled the iPhone 7. It looks fine. I’m just glad this means I can get the previous iteration for cheap.
You Will Get Nothing And Like It!
A cop in Russia got fired for complaining about the crappy food he was given. What does a guy have to do to get some quality borscht?