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Wednesday’s Hot Clicks: Bill Belichick Shot Kyle Van Noy in the Face With a Paintball Gun

Noted fun guy Bill Belichick decided to keep things light on Monday by canceling Patriots practice and taking everyone out to play paintball instead. It looked like everyone had a good time.

Everyone except Kyle Van Noy.

The veteran linebacker said Tuesday night on a Twitch stream that he was still feeling the effects of one particular shot to the grill.

“I got hit, I’m telling you,” Van Noy said on the stream. “This paintball hit me in the mask, and the mask hit my tooth and my s--- still hurts.”

Teammate Dont’a Hightower pressed Van Noy to reveal who the shooter was and eventually admitted it was Belichick: “Bill got my ass.